Epic Rap Battles of Hetalia - America v.s. England by PastaNotWar, journal
Epic Rap Battles of Hetalia - America v.s. England
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA!~
AMERICAAAA!~ ~SexyAmericaplz (https://www.deviantart.com/sexyamericaplz)
VERSES
ENNNGLAAAND!~ :iconpirateiggyplz:
BEGIN!!
England:
I don't need a shirt to know I'm next to Stupid
This git loves eating heartburns without help from Cupid
You're terribly rude; manners are what you lack
Face the fact; you're no hero!
You fear a Mexican girl with a backpack!*
And not to mention the tension when you watch horror movies, how sad!
Poor Japan was freaking out when you were sobbing on his lap!
Speaking of which, do you know where's the ol' chap?
Oh that's right, you wouldn't know; you don't own a bloody world map!
America:
Screw you, Iggy! I'm